I hate Buenos Aires when…
Sometimes Buenos Aires can be a bitch
With great honor, Diva, of Buenos Aires Through My Eyes (AKA Bitchtours) fame, is welcomed to the blog as a guest poster. She loves Buenos Aires, but sometimes, like all cities, it has its annoyances…
1. I order a dish from a menu and they don’t have it
This is not something unusual here, even in fancy restaurants. You spent 10 minutes deciding what you’re gonna have and when you order the waiter gives you this look like you’ve pronounced a forbidden word and then says: “I’ll check if we have that”.
How come? It’s on the menu, the only thing I would eat right now is that damn dish and you don’t have it? Give me a break.
2. I buy something in a kiosk and they give me candy instead of change because they don’t have coins
Mr. or Mrs. kiosk: I’m buying a pack of Lucky Strikes and a diet coke, do you think I really want candy? Maybe we should do what a friend suggested the other day: Keep all the candy in a jar and then try to buy my cigarettes with them.
3. The taxi driver tells me that he doesn’t know the street I’m trying to get
Taxi driver: Corrientes and Anchorena? Hmmm… I’m not sure where that is.
Me: That’s the Abasto.
Taxi driver: Abasto? Is that the place where there are horse races? Excuse me, but I’ve been driving this taxi cab just for 3 days and I don’t know the city very well…
That’s the oldest trick in the world, dude, at least in Buenos Aires. I know what you are doing. You are testing if I know where I’m going. I do know, and I also know the fastest way to get there so cut the crap and drive.
And then you are going to tell me that you’ve just started your shift so you don’t have any change. Don’t worry, I have lots of candy…
4. The TV in the subways
Oh my god, that’s annoying. Maybe you are visiting and you don’t have to take the subway like most of the locals do (anyway you won’t escape from the taxi drivers). They have these TVs all over the place repeating the same crap every 5 minutes. From stupid music videos to political propaganda, from fashion shows to a coach teaching people how they should dress in order to get a job. All kinds of uninteresting programs that last 30 seconds.
I would get a taxi cab if it wasn’t that they probably won’t know the address I’m going to.
5. Bad graffiti
Hey you, the guy that paints the walls in such a messy and ugly way: If you are going to damage private property, at least do it with some class. Haven’t you seen all those wonderful stencils around Buenos Aires? Those guys try to add something to the world, they carefully design what they are going to paint. What you do is just stupid. I hope the police caught you while you are damaging another wall. If you have things to say, go get a therapist, because nobody wants to know what you have to say.
And that’s it. I could go on and on, but this is not my blog so…
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Dear readers, what do you hate about Buenos Aires?